mockingmelissa

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Mon, 20 May 2013 04:17:06 -0400

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Mon, 20 May 2013 04:10:49 -0400

Gun shots.

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:15:02 -0400

Not as soothing as you may think.

the-absolute-funniest-posts: Today I came across goats playing...

Mon, 20 May 2013 03:08:15 -0400

the-absolute-funniest-posts:

Today I came across goats playing on a trampoline while I was driving around and it was the happiest thing I’ve ever seen.

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:56:28 -0400

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Sun, 19 May 2013 02:56:16 -0400

Self-pity is not flattering.

Sun, 19 May 2013 02:55:42 -0400

Grow a pair.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:32:57 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:19:11 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 13:06:03 -0400

Drunk is a bad color on me.

Sat, 18 May 2013 13:04:42 -0400

And purple is a bad color on you. I know who’s sunglasses those are. You must think I have no idea. Well, what do I care? You obviously don’t. I mean, because most people who see a friend being drunk and incoherent want to make sure she’s okay and that she’s getting home safely; but, no. “She’ll figure it out.” I almost wish I had gotten into an accident or something just so you could know the gravity of what you said. Well, it probably wouldn’t matter anyway. You’d probably laugh at it later. Laugh at how idiotic I was and how I just keep making stupid decisions. It’s funny though because of all your stupid decisions, the ones you told me about and the ones I experienced firsthand, I never laughed at you in a demeaning tone once. I know you’re trying to live up to your whole asshole perception of yourself, but grow up. I’m so done caring about the people who don’t give a shit about me. It really takes a lot for me to give up on someone as a friend, and I’m totally giving up on you. Don’t call me when you need a ride or help of any kind. You’ve got other friends. You know, those people with whom you actually make an effort. Call one of them. And when none of them has the time for you that I did, maybe you’ll realize just how much being my friend really meant.

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:45:14 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:43:07 -0400

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:41:55 -0400

so-relatable-blog: Most relatable posts here!

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:41:18 -0400

so-relatable-blog:

Most relatable posts here!

ejacutastic: how does she know that’s even aimed at her that...

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:59 -0400

ejacutastic:

how does she know that’s even aimed at her that is a public bathroom

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Sat, 18 May 2013 12:40:15 -0400

So we gon’ dance until we drop !

Sat, 18 May 2013 12:37:11 -0400

So we gon’ dance until we drop !

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Fri, 17 May 2013 14:35:47 -0400

guardianhiccup: allthingsfluffyandcuddly: only a true man can...

Fri, 17 May 2013 14:35:01 -0400

guardianhiccup:

allthingsfluffyandcuddly:

only a true man can pull off blue lipstick

actually its coral blue number five